I've been sharing dad jokes related to coding, computers or anything else tech for almost a year now. Some of these I found on Google, others I found on r/ProgrammingDadJokes on Reddit, and some I came up with myself. Feel free to use jokes in this list for meetings, stand-ups and/or on social media 😁
What do you call a computer that sings? A-dell
Why did the developer cross the road? to git to the other side
What's a Jedi's favorite programming language? JabbaScript
What is a Spanish developer's favorite programming language? Si++
Where did the API eat dinner? At the RESTaurant
Two functions were fighting today... because they had arguments
Hey you, are you a object-oriented programming language? Because you've got class
Why were A and B sad? Because they couldn't cd
I don't like computer related jokes at all. Not one bit.
Why do the X-Men hate functional programming? No mutation allowed
I saw a great documentary about databases today. I'm excited about the SQL
Why did the bad developer say when they got fired? "No comment."
Sometimes I talk to myself because I need expert advice.
Why did the computer keep sneezing? Because it has a virus.
What are American developers scared of? ParaMETERS
I am declaring war... var war;
What does a computer order to get drunk? Screen-shots
Why did the developer quit their job? They didn't get arrays
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#